Gay Mafia�s Gangland Style Hits
By Out.com Editors
' Dress the stoolie in cement orthopedic sandals (with socks) and drown him in apple martinis
' Put the severed head of a Jack Russell Terrier in his bed
' Put his 'adult' Manhunt pics on your blog
' Dress him head-to-toe in International Male and drop him off anywhere in Alabama
' Cut the brakes on his Miata
' Shove him in the trunk of your car, drive him to Jerry Falwell's ironically named Liberty University, and enroll him in class
' Tie him to a chair and play Dr. Laura's radio show on a loop at top volume
' Get Michael Ovitz fired*
*Ovitz says this actually happened.
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