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Gay Mafia�s Gangland Style Hits

Dress the stoolie in cement orthopedic sandals (with socks) and drown him in apple martinis

Put the severed head of a Jack Russell Terrier in his bed

Put his adult Manhunt pics on your blog

Dress him head-to-toe in International Male and drop him off anywhere in Alabama

Cut the brakes on his Miata

Shove him in the trunk of your car, drive him to Jerry Falwells ironically named Liberty University, and enroll him in class

Tie him to a chair and play Dr. Lauras radio show on a loop at top volume

Get Michael Ovitz fired*

*Ovitz says this actually happened.

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