Trailer Trash: The Cabin in the Woods

Max Berlinger: When will young, attractive, horny high-schoolers learn that it's never safe to go camping?

Jon Roth: I'm hoping the slutty blond girl tries to make out with the wolf and is promptly eaten. There's nothing humane about teasing taxidermy.

Henry Watson: I do know the story and I do know the place. The only thing I'm going to "think again" about is whether or not this is the location from Cabin Fever or Nell. But it is Joss Whedon, so I'll see it eventually.

Mike Berlin: Finally, someone is taking revenge on this whole return-to-nature fad.

Adam Rathe: I'll see almost any horror movie and considering this looks brighter than your average blood-soaked night at the movies, I'm calling it a must-see.