Quickies: Monday, May 2 2011
By Noah Michelson
> C-SPAN mistakenly (or not so mistakenly?) labels Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson an "actress."
> Dick Cheney (along with George W. Bush and Clinton and a slew of other people) congratulate President Obama on the death of Osama Bin Laden.
> Channing Tatum is set to make a film about male stripper inspired by his own experiences with exotic dancing.
> Wondering what was really being said at the Royal Wedding? A lip reader reveals everything you couldn't make out at home.