Bad pun. We know, it's to-PAY. Of course, when you think of it, in time you'd probably PAY a lot less for a piece that really suits you than swallowing pills, getting transplants, or rubbing creams onto your hemisphere. Writer David Thorpe decided to go for a "Federer" when he ordered his toupee. Click here for the whole story.
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