Can I Be Blunt? Miss Piggy
11.9.2011
By Out.com Editors
1. You can call me a diva—just don't call me a ham.
2. Why, thank you, I have lost weight.
3. Pigs + frogs. Interspecies marriage. The time has come.
4. Thanks, but no Spanx.
5. No, I will not get you Anna's autograph.
6. Thanks for teaching moi that I should never hold a grudge… I should act on one.
7. You've always known the way to this girl's heart: truffles.
8. He's skinny, wears a flashy neckpiece, and sings "Rainbow Connection." But, for the last time, Kermie is secure in his froghood.
9. You've taught moi that I should never be rude. That's what publicists are for.
10. Thank you for all the rides to anger management.
The Muppets opens in theaters November 23. Read about Miss Piggy's rightful place in the gay pantheon by clicking here.
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Erin D. - I adore the pig teolws, seeing that I have two of them as pets. They would be ironic hanging in my kitchen! You post beautiful images. I am drooling at my desk right now! The vintage laundry cart! WOW! I plan on looking into finding something like that for my own soon to be renovated space. Saving this pic for inspiration, if you don't mind. Thank you!
yeah.. this doesn't seem to make any sense at all.. am i crazy? Or am I missing some large piece of information that would put anything here into context?...
did u not read #7?
What....the....fuck....?
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