The Gay Agenda
By Peter Schaus
TUBE: On the upcoming episode of Ugly Betty, main gay Marc (Michael Urie) gets his very first love interest. Turns out everyone�s favorite ashmatic fashion assistant is a chubby chaser. In the same vein, flamboyant 12-year-old Justin elicits further questions about his sexuality when he starts dating his first girlfriend. We�re going to venture a guess that she�ll spend a good part of her twenties wondering why all her exes loved musicals so much. Ugly Betty airs Thursday, October 25 at 8 p.m. EST on ABC.
DVD: The day-to-day adventures of sassy teenage sleuth Veronica Mars were cancelled far too quickly. Check out this Nancy Drew-with-a-vengeance�s first year of college by picking up Veronica Mars: The Complete Third Season. The final season of the critically acclaimed show--which features an episode in which Veronica's sex tape gets leaked to the internet!--comes out Tuesday, October 23.
BALLS: Maybe there are some bad lesbian tennis players in the world, but we've never heard of them. Those disappointed with this year�s U.S. Open can look forward to the Bayou Women�s Tennis Tournament from October 19-21 in New Orleans, La. For more information, log on to BayouWomensTennisClub.org.