Turkeys of the Year

2005 has been a good year overall. But there have been some minorand not-so-minorbumps. Now that Turkey Day has passed, we thought wed take a look at the real turkeys of 2005.

The IslandLooks like America finally got back at Michael Bay for Pearl Harbor.

George W. BushWith Katrina, the war on terror, FEMA, the Valerie Plame case, and rampant cronyism among the GOP, even staunch followers are opening their eyes to the talking monkey theyve been hypnotized by.

Martha Stewart: The ApprenticeGuess NBC overanticipated the interest in Martha. I mean, did anyone ever really care? Anyone?

Mother NatureApparently she finally got tired of finding margarine masquerading as butter all those years ago. Because She. Is. PISSED. With a record season of hurricanes, the Pakistan earthquake, the tsunami, and even the twisters ripping through the midwest this month, its a reminder that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Perhaps this is payback for how weve treated the environment all these years.

Paris HiltonUm, the name alone basically speaks for itself. Then again, compared to the president, she does seem to be the one able to form speech on her own.