7 Sure-fire Ways to Jam Someone's Gaydar

1. Grow a mullet and a mustache and tell a lot of Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

2. Wear your cell phone on a clip on your belt.

3. Constantly hawk loogies onto the sidewalks and streets.

4. Use as many profane four-letter words as possible in one sentence.

5. Wear Brut 'cologne.'

6. Commence getting all of your teeth gold-plated for purely aesthetic purposes.

7. Drink beer out of a can.