7 Sure-fire Ways to Jam Someone�s Gaydar

8.22.2004

By Out.com Editors

1. Grow a mullet and a mustache and tell a lot of Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

2. Wear your cell phone on a clip on your belt.

3. Constantly hawk loogies onto the sidewalks and streets.

4. Use as many profane four-letter words as possible in one sentence.

5. Wear Brut 'cologne.'

6. Commence getting all of your teeth gold-plated for purely aesthetic purposes.

7. Drink beer out of a can.

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