Someone give him an Emmy.
Excuse their French.
"Remember, never have more drinks than you have tits."
The V-Day show will take place at D.C.'s Lincoln Theater.
The comedian will star as an unlikely lunch lady in new film, The Lunch Witch.
"How can you say he's not racist?”
The "Odd Couple-style" comedy will be produced by Poehler's production company, Paper Kite.