"Amurica" has never looked so comfy or patriotic.
(The March of the Penguins are just one of the eight things we are watching, loving, or gagging over during the Sochi Olympics.)
That girl looks about as comfortable as we feel looking at these uniforms.
Switzerland is serving up some sci-fi costume realness.
We're definitely digging the puffy jacket (or maybe it's the model wearing it).
It's basic but it works.
"Slo" is getting sassy with all the green.
We're all about the knit but not the backwards chapeau. Why are they worn at every Olympics?
We're totally digging the scarfs. But when did they take this picture? Mid-summer?
These models look about as warm as their home country's politics.
We're pretty sure if they link arms, they'll form a lethal human snowflake.
Reason #492 to watch curling? The barbershop quartet.
We're pretty sure Gwyneth Paltrow sells a similar wrap over at Goop.com for probably 3X the amount someone was paid to make this one.
And the award for most awkward high school yearbook photo goes to Kazakhstan.
Japan decided to send a bunch of businessmen to compete in the Sochi Games.
Someone hit the snooze button on Italy.
Apparently Great Britain and Italy share the same designer.
Uh oh, someone's getting political!
Leave it to France to upstage everyone with their fashionable athletic wear.
Do the dogs come with the uniform?! Please say yes.
Please tell us those hats aren't made out of the dog's fur seen in the last photo.
Oh Canada, you're just so cute with your perfect little smile and disarming accent.
Bulgaria, your flag is upside down.
Belarus obviously planned for every weather condition (and lack of real snow) in Sochi.
Australia does what Australia does best: wear yellow (and rock the beard).