iGirl for your iPhone
By Noah Michelson
[Note: The above video isn't particularly graphic, but still, take caution when watching at work]
Ladies and gentlemen and everyone else in between, we present to you the dirtiest iPhone application to ever be approved by Apple: iGirl.
"A 3D model of a hot babe," as creator Tobias Batton from Resistor Productions calls her, trapped in the 4 inch cell of your iPhone, iGirl coos in English or Russian (because everyone and everything sounds better with an accent), dances, and if you shake your phone, will keep herself from falling over and "jiggle her booty." Batton claims his favorite thing to do with his own personal iGirl, named after his girlfriend Samantha (we can't decide if that's really sweet or really creepy), is "zoom in on her booty while she is dancing." Charming, Tobias, simply charming.
Now that iGirl has been approved by Apple -- notorious for strictly regulating iPhone application content and vetoing anything that they deem too hoochie -- and currently #68 on the top application hit list, Batton and his development team are busy beefing up iGirl's offerings. "Users can expect more animations, custom voices, and some new social
sharing features here in the next few weeks," Batton says. "This app will become
rather robust." (Not that she isn't already.)
As for the most important question on our minds -- when the hoo-ha do we get our iBoy? -- Batton claims that if there is a large enough demand they'll create him, but "so far very few people have asked for it."
So -- you guys know what to do: email Tobias here and let him know we! want! our! iBoy!
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