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Valerie Harper has some advice for her gay friends

April 12 2013 12:14 PM

Lizzy Caplan, the sardonic scene-stealer of the new women-behaving-badly comedy 'Bachelorette,' addresses the gays on bra care, boy love, and Beyonce.

August 29 2012 10:36 AM

'Fashion Policewoman' and first-class provacatress Kelly Osbourne politely requests that you follow protocol.

July 13 2012 8:29 AM

With her new gig at 'French Vogue,' fashion editrix Miss Piggy is in hog heaven. Here, her snout-out to the gays.

November 09 2011 3:37 PM

The 'Parks and Recreation'-ist on Judy, Joy, and her young, clean womb

September 27 2011 12:00 AM

1. Why did Xanadu close, but Naked Boys Singing! is still running? Can't you get your cheap thrills at home?

2. I'm not crazy about the term fag hag, but it sure beats fat lazy kike.

3. I'm not interested in your sex talk until you get to the part that goes 'he attached weights to my scrotum.' Then you have me.

4. A new boyfriend every month is actually worse than no boyfriend at all.

5. Ask me about my vagina once in a while.

May 12 2010 8:00 PM

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August 25 2009 5:26 AM

Wanna know what your straight gal pals really think? The 'SNL' alum breaks it down

March 26 2009 8:00 PM
1. I'm happy to talk about all the kinky sex you're having with your boyfriend -- provided he's not my ex-boyfriend.
 
2. There is no such thing as "reinventing '80s fashion," just like there is no such thing as 'Krystle Carrington chic."
 
3. Leaving me for a three-way is acceptable. Leaving me with the bar tab is not.
 
4. To my Latino brothers, go easy on the eyebrows. One Eva Mendes is enough.
7:00 PM

1. There's nothing wrong with you being sassy, but we got to take turns with the neck-bobbin' and finger-poppin'.

2. Stop asking straight folks what to do with your kids. Our brats didn't come with a manual either.

3. I don't care how much you love me, I don't want to be no kinda hag.

4. Can we replace fierce with something -- anything -- else?

5. Why are you so skinny? Somebody's got a secret on your side of the fence, and I need to know about it.

August 07 2008 8:00 PM
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