Does Ptown believe in life after Trump? Certainly not, which is why two of the most powerful women in the world are joining forces and descending on the gayest, greatest place on Earth.
Oscar-winner, legend, and serial tweeter Cher will attend a "summer celebration" event in support of Grammy-winner, Democratic presidential nominee, and HBIC Hillary Clinton. The event, slated for August 21 at the Pilgrim Monument, is expected to draw some 500 attendees.
"She's going to celebrate the amazing diversity of Provincetown and our country," the event's co-host Bryan Rafanelli told the Cape Cod Times. Not sure to whom Rafanelli's referring, but considering he's also the man behind former first daughter Chelsea Clinton's wedding, he's with Hill.
This will be Clinton's second visit to the historically gay and gay-friendly Cape Cod town this year, but this time she's bringing out the big guns. Cher, a longtime supporter of Hillary, confirmed her attendance on August 21 via the closest thing we have to Gabriel's horn, her Twitter account.
General admission tickets have already sold out, but if you have a few thousand dollars hanging around, preferred admission tickets are still available.
"You couldn't do better for Provincetown, could you?" asked town manager David Panagore. "It could mean there could be a lot of Cher impersonators on Commercial Street that weekend. It's going to be a very big draw, and somebody that a lot of people would like to see."
Imagine it: a sea of mesh bodysuits, wigs on wigs on wigs wigs, and a rainbow of panstuits. This is America, people.