You just can't make this stuff up, folks. Apparently Lady Gaga, purveyor of all things weird, kooky, crazy, insane, bizarre, et al. is monetizing her pop stardom by launching a fragrance -- good for you girl! Make that money! But, dear readers, whatever will this scent smell like? Well, its not going to have base notes of florals with a touch of sandlewood, if you get our drift.