$54, at Tom's
Clear your conscience with those gilt-free vegan espadrilles made of hemp and recycled polyester.
$148, at Brooks Brothers
Just like the Pope, get comfortable indoor slippers in a rich burgundy shade for your relaxation time.
$290, at The Corner
No need to go on a pilgrimage to get the globe-trotter look: The leather on these handmade sneakers already has a worn effect.
$395, at The Corner
If Benoit XVI were to drive the Popemobile himself, he would probably do so in these fetching Mr. Hare gomminis.
$615, at Mr Porter
The devil wears Prada? More like McQueen. Add a bit of irreverence to your Pope-realness footwear with these skull-embossed loafers.