Alan Cumming at 2011 Fleshbot Awards

11.14.2011

By Geraldine Visco

A night on the town with the cream of the adult film star crop.

VIEW A SLIDESHOW OF THE 2011 FLESHBOT AWARDS HERE

For those among you who don’t follow porn websites, Fleshbot (NSFW) is a sex-oriented blog featuring erotica for both gays and straights. The Fleshbot Awards, founded in 2009, celebrates sexy pop culture, including the year’s sexiest fashion, TV shows, technology, art, music, books, and movies, honoring those who blur the line between mainstream and adult entertainment.

The show in 2009 was attended by a high-profile crowd, but for whatever reason they’d skipped 2010. This year, the show was held at Manhattan's Highline Ballroom and was hosted by an attractive duo: comedian Sara Benincasa and porn star and model Stoya.

Since most awards shows can get tedious, it was lucky this one kept things on the brief side with a short list of winners. Sexy banter was the style of the night and a completely open bar assisted the raucous atmosphere.

Unfortunately, they’d run out of gift bags by the time I arrived so I didn’t get my free Fleshlight, a gift that keeps on giving courtesy of the evening’s sponsor. I’m not sure what I would have done with a rubber vagina at the end of a tube, but it would have made a great stocking stuffer.

As for the actual awards, which were interspersed with a variety of performances, the sexiest film of the year was awarded to the forthcoming film, Shame. It recently premiered in the Venice Film Festival and will open in New York City on December 2.

Hot blonde Dee Dee Luxe came to stage to accept the award for her big screen debut. Luxe later told me, “I’m in a hot threesome scene in the movie. I was the other girl's ‘first girl kiss’ in a hot threesome with the star, X-Men’s Michael Fassbender, myself, and Calamity Chang. We spent six hours making out.” Not a bad gig. Luxe performed on the stage as a Barbarella-style cowgirl riding around on a huge vibrator encased in a horse, with tubes connecting from her head to her crotch.

Then, artist Molly Crabapple won for the sexiest art and the sexiest music was given to Fischerspooner. Not sure why they won this particular year but certainly the line, “There’s cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig,” in the song “Mega-Colon,” has always been a favorite, and Casey Spooner is a hottie.

Punk rock alt porn star Joanna Angel, the founder of BurningAngel.com, has taken on some less alternative roles lately and she won the porn-to-mainstream award, while former pro-wrestling champion Chyna won the mainstream-to-porn award for her role in the hit movie, Back Door to Chyna.

I’ve always adored actor Alan Cumming. I see him around town at parties all the time and he’s a sweet guy, but I don’t know much about his attire until he won the sexy fashion award. He did stride on stage wearing a kilt and, of course, I was hoping that he wasn’t wearing any underwear but did we get a flash? No.

Sexy sexagenarian Patricia Fields was on hand, since she’d won an award in 2009 and was here to present the award to Cumming.

One disappointment at the end of the evening was the no-show from winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award, advice columnist Dan Savage. He couldn’t make it, and watching his face flickering on the screen was a distant second to what might have happened had he been there in the flesh.

Instead, we watched the sinuous dance of the curvaceous and lithe Belladonna, an adult film actress who’s starred in award-winning flicks like “Up Your Ass,” “Cock Pigs,” and “Butthole Whores.”

When the lights came on, everyone went to the bar to get one or two last cocktails resulting in some amusing socializing and the highlight of the show for me. I ran into the handsome porn star Rafael Alencar, who was with Mr. Pam, the blonde female porn director and cinematographer for Lucas Entertainment along with a few other friends.

“Hey, how are you?” he called out to me. I was dressed in a bright yellow Big Bird dress I’d bought at Halloween Adventure and no doubt that caught his eye. Everyone was in a post-award festive mood so we posed for some crazy photos. “Here, have one of my refrigerator magnets,” he said, handing me a photo of him in the nude with a leather harness, his phone number emblazoned on the bottom.

Hookies Escort of the Year in 2010 and 2011, the Brazilian Alencar is known for being hung like a horse, described on the porn websites as a “mega-hung monster,” which he uses to “pound the holes of muscle daddies and twinks.”

I suddenly decided I needed to see his equipment again. He’d shown it all before and indeed, I’d witnessed a golden shower show onstage at an event earlier this year. “Rafael, take it off! Take it ALL off!” I commanded. He immediately tossed off his shirt, unbuckled his pants, took them off and presented his butt to me. He then stood up and began to stroke his cock. Well, it looked so delicious I just had to kiss it. When he stood up on a chair and presented his butt again, I couldn’t resist and poked my tongue inside a bit. The whole room was watching and the cameras were flashing. This was the Fleshbot awards, after all. How else to end it all but with a bang?

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