Everyone from E.T. to Hermione Granger to Ursula to Catwoman is on the chopping block.
Count us way, way in.
Even though they'll never live up to the real thing.
Hawn: "When my mother died, I knew I had lost the only person in my life who would love me unconditionally, no matter what."
King Arthur is his latest gay-friendly adventure.
"Remember, never have more drinks than you have tits."
Maybe not as fictitious as it seems.