The Sporno Guide to the Summer Olympics

7.26.2012

By Mark Simpson

We predict the hottest moments to expect in London

WRESTLING
Just the words “Greco-Roman” are enough to make me sweat. Wrestling is not only très Olympian, but also the closest event to actual boning -- especially when it’s the U.S.’s Ben Provisor in an all-in-one getting two-on-one’d. (As a bonus, errant erections are not uncommon -- and devilishly difficult to disguise.)