The Sporno Guide to the Summer Olympics

7.26.2012

By Mark Simpson

We predict the hottest moments to expect in London

CYCLING
A treat for Lycra fetishists and yeast infections, and anyone who likes to see outsized quads and glutes getting pumped. German track cyclist Robert Foerstemann deserves a medal just for getting his historic thighs and bounteous bubble-butt into spandex at all.