The Sporno Guide to the Summer Olympics

7.26.2012

By Mark Simpson

We predict the hottest moments to expect in London

GYMNASTICS
It’s difficult not feeling slightly jealous of the sweaty, slutty ol’ pommel horse, especially when high-cheek-boned, large-shouldered, slim-hipped Slav boys are eagerly handling it. Look out for the cute redhead Brit Dan Purvis, who recently took a tumble doing some mat work and landed in the laps of some lucky judges.