Because the Catholic church faces an "enormous" priest shortage.
If this is what Jesus looks like, we’re excited to celebrate his birthday.
So...everyone's fired now?
"Orlando will look small to what is coming to Miami Beach, specifically the Miami Beach Community Church."
"I henceforth grant to all priests, in virtue of their ministry, the faculty to absolve those who have committed the sin of procured abortion."
"I think we were targeted because we are an LGBTQ church—with the atmosphere in our country right now, it just makes you feel uncertain."
"We pray for the perpetrators as well as those who the derogatory marks were directed at."