Buy Alaska's Lil' Poundcake Doll for Your Least Favorite Niece

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We all remember our first doll. Whether it was the Barbie we stole from our sister or the G.I. Joe we secretly liked to strip naked, we all had a special connection to those little figures.

This doll isn't here to be friends though. She came to send Tatianna home and win the crown. You may remember the pageant doll's entree into society through a season five mini challenge in which Alaska Thunderfuck said her catchphrase is, "You're not my real dad, and you never will be," and her hobbies included, "Riding dirty and being a straight up motherfucking dick pig."

Congratulations to Lil' Poundcake for finally received the mass production treatment. Recently released on Alaska's website, the plush toy features a feather boa, a tiara and an opposable middle finger. She even recites some of our favorite nasty catchphrases when you squeeze her belly.

The Official Lil' Poundcake Doll is now available for $50 at AlaskaThunderfuck.com.

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