Watch: Donald Trump in a Mean Girls Mash-Up

After his outlandish remarks and laughable campaign promises were met with glares and scoffs even in Westeros, Donald Trump has moved to Evanston, Illinois to see how his personal brand of crazy fits in there with the Mean Girls crowd.

It turns out that even drama-hungry high school girls don't want anything to do with him. After a test-run at the Plastics' table and admitting that he has a crush on President Obama, Trump, like Regina George, gets his comeuppance. The only difference is that after Regina got hit by a bus she changed, and it's painfully obvious that Trump is too stubbornly stuck in the mindset of a popular high school girl to grow as a person.