Lupita Nyong'o Secures Her Future in Stand Up Comedy

In the latest episode of Billy on the Street, Billy Eichner is joined by Oscar-winning actress Lupita Nyong'o to test out her career in stand up comedy. The results are so cringeworthy and hilarious we found ourselves howling on the floor with mirth.

"You look like the type of guy who will go into a petting zoo at 2twoin the morning," Nyong'o says to one passerby, quoting Bob Saget. "Never f*ck a goat. I don't know you, but I'm telling you, never f*ck a goat."

The woman doesn't laugh.

"I love to sh*t. I don't know why they call it number two, I think it's easily the best one," she says to some other New Yorkers, quoting Louis CK.

Again, Nyong'o fails to get a laugh.

She also quotes Andrew Dice Clay to unenthused responses, quipping: "Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the f*ck are they going?" and "There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out."

Check out the gut-wrenching clip below:

Billy on the Street is all new Tuesdays on Tru TV.