Zac and Dylan Efron Gave the Internet a Brotherly Boner Last Night

No one say anything frivolous for the next few moments. I am having a significant experience.

Zac Efron, noted cherubic-faced hunk, has an equally cherubic-faced, equally hunky (if not moreso) younger brother, Dylan. Who gives him piggy back rides.

#brothers

A photo posted by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Jul 6, 2015 at 7:51pm PDT

And gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Not only does Efron, the Younger look like a guy secretly catfishing you on Grindr --

-- but he is a shady bitch, as evinced by this poem the 23-year-old wrote in sixth grade:

My brother is a movie star / And is only sixteen / He doesn't have a job yet / Still, he thinks he is the queen / If he lost me at a show / I'll be he would not care a bit / He won't even try to look / But my mom would throw a fit / Yes, he does have a good side / That shows up once in awhile / He watches my sports / Which puts upon me a smile / I guess he isn't that bad / If I think about it twice / He helps me with my homework / And always gives advice / If there's any hatred going on / It's a brotherly thing / If we fight no one gets hurt / Brothers have to fight, I think.

The looks and the shade no doubt run strong through the Efron gene pool. Said poem was tweeted by Efron, the Elder back in May -- presumably to let Dylan know who's still the queen.

Les Fabian Brathwaite -- Oh. Brother.

[h/t] E!