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The Drag Race GIF-Cap Extravaganza: 'Prancing Queens'

The Drag Race GIF-Cap Extravaganza: 'Prancing Queens'

prancing queens

Putting the 'Ho' in Hoofer, or, Déjà Ru All Over Again

the struggle

After Fame's elimination, the queens take a moment to read the cute little personal notes she left for all of them. Ginger Minj was not nearly impressed.

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Prostitution Whores

This week's mini-challenge was the first reality show rip-off/homage with the queens filming their very own Housewives intros.

fake housewives

Pearl Richards, Kim's not-so-distant cousin.

pearl housewife

Meanwhile, I've held my tongue asll season, but I'm pretty sure Kennedy Davenport moonlights as Phaedra Parks when she's too busy not giving a fuck.

kennedy housewife

Ginger Vanderpump, soon starring in Vanderpump Drools

ginger housewife

Trixie Mattel, fresh off washing up on the Jersey Shore

trixie housewife

The Cuntess Katya de Looselips

katya housewife

But Violet teetered away with the win for serving young Jocelyn Wildenstein (circa her third face) tease

violet housewife

The RuVeal

Come tearaway, come tearaway

ruveal

Come tearaway with me

ruveal 2

Save the Last Prance

After roasting the Real Housewives over an open fire, Ru had the queens Dancing with the Stars, dolled up in their best hermaphroditic fashions.

Prettiest boy/girl Pearl....

pearl housewife

And Kennedy...

kennedy

Went to twerk by way of the Charleston, making it rain 10s

rain

Except from judge Carson Kressley who thought Kennedy didn't have enough energy, despite snatching a gold for her floor routine

twerk

Guest judge Alyssa Milano, however, was here for it and in full-on (who's the) boss bitch mode.

alyssa

Fun fact: that baby bump is not only full of jokes but also doubles as Danny Pintauro's studio apartment.

Trixie...

trixie

And Ginger...

ginger

Took a trip to Pop-and-Lockback Mountain

hoedown 1

Proving those hoes can really get down

hoedown 2

And Ginger overcoming her big gurl insecurities gave other guest judge and perennial character actress Rachel Harris all the feels.

rachel

Last, and in this case, not least, Violet once again nailed the runway look...

violet

But teaming up with Katya...

katya

She actually managed to deliver on more than just her looks

tango

Giving us their Last Tango in Paris Is Burning

vogue

Violet and Katya took top honors, leaving Katya speechless

winners, Baby!

As speechless as Katya can get anyway.

Life-Saving Lip Sync Moment

Though they performed well, we're down to the top six and Ginger and Trixie weren't quite good enough. This week's Lip Sync for Your Life song was a personal and universal fave, 90s house classic "Show Me Love." When that epic opening note hit, I thought it might be a premature TKO for Ginger.

lip sync

But then she really dove in and by the time she dragged her little self across the stage it was over for me...

ginger crawl

And sadly, once again, over for Trixie as well.

trixie bye

Les Fabian Brathwaite -- prancing, dying and having the time. Of. My. Life.

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