Gay of Thrones, Season 5, Ep. 3: Haaay, Sparrow!

From Volantis to Winterfell, things are really starting to heat up in Game of Thrones, despite incessant reminders that "winter is coming." This week we saw major developments with Sansa (or, "the artist formerly known as busted redhead," now Orphan Brown), King Tommen, Jon Snow, and, our favorite, Munch-Munch. As always, Jonathan is here to help keep us in the know:

"So then blonde Cher goes to Margaery who's having lunch with Fifth Harmony and she's like, "Sweetheaaart." And then that bitch had the nerve to bring up her day drinking. Between the two of them it was like, who can smile creepier?"

"So then they go to Hooters for butts and Munch-Munch is trying to get it on with this prostie, but he just cannot even do it."

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