Dear Aliens: Episode 7, The Best New Year's Ever

Having a rotten New Year's Eve turns out to be a fond memory, given enough distance. Jeffery Self documents his week ...

The You’re Killing Me Clock is Ticking

Hot murderers, Chlöe clothes, and the wisdom of Oprah are all on offer in the fundraiser for this sexy/comedy/slasher …

By Matthew Breen

Dear Aliens: Episode 6, Bodhi's Birthday

Puppies are the best, but losing one in a breakup is the worst. Jeffery Self documents his week for posterity, and for …

By Jeffery Self

Dear Aliens: Episode 5, Halloween Ghosts

The spooky season and relationship ghosts get Jeffery Self emotional. He documents it for posterity, and for the …

By Jeffery Self

Dear Aliens: Episode 1, The Breakup

Guest columnist Jeffery Self documents breaking up with his soul mate — for posterity, and for the extraterrestrials. …

By Jeffery Self

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