Everyday, we sit and we wait for it. The mandatory news flash on what outlandish attire Lady Gaga wore today: what body parts she exposed, what odd prosthetics she attached to her body, what unnatural hair color she sported...the list goes on. But, zut alors, what is this? Her majesty of insanity arrived in New York wearing possibly the most shocking thing of all: a classic LBD (little black dress, for those not in the know), some killer Loubs and a sensible Louis Vuitton box bag. Um, jaw? Meet floor.