As part of a series of faux confessionals for a make believe dating site, Ashton Kutcher is embodying various comical personas as potential paramous. One, who goes by the name of "Darl," has a strikingly similarity a certain German fashion designer who currently serves as creative director of the French label Chanel. Kutcher's vaguely disguised character is alternately fussy, pompous, and nonsensically demanding--behavior that is distincly familiar to those who keep close tabs on a certain Mr. K. Check out, Kutchers interpretation, below:
