1. A young girl lives out her performance fantasies while singing into her hairbrush to Kylie Minogue. As we all have.
2. Tyra Banks is going to host a new lifestyle show set to launch next year. Smize, the Sequel.
3. Someone bought the gorgeous house with the glass garage from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hopefully they replaced the wall the car went through.
4. A caller taught Rush Limbaugh a lesson in the use of the word "tranny." Someone had to teach him something.
5. There's an illustrated history of Ryan Gosling's rise to stardom. Aka the latest in a series of lost biblical texts.
6. Seth MacFarlane cut a scene from A Million Ways to Die in the West becuase people were "horrified" by it. Even he has his limits.