1. Jonathan Groff says he’d like to reprise his role in Disney’s Frozen on Broadway, but he’s “not as hot as [his] character.”
2. Ready for this? Here’s your complete guide for the 2014-2015 season of network TV.
3. Alec Baldwin was arrested for cycling the wrong way—and also for being an ass.
4. There’s an anonymous social media app for people who love Applebee’s (and that makes me want to scream).
5. Dolly Parton does indeed have secret tattoos.
6. Can I preset my DVR to record Viola Davis in How to Get Away With Murder?