1. A woman tried to take out Hilary Clinton with a shoe. Girl, if you’re gonna try and take out Hillary, you’re gonna need more than a ratty, BOGO Payless pump.
2. Joan Jett, Lorde, St. Vincent, and Sonic Youth’s vocalist-bassist Kim Gordon all joined up with Nirvana at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It was perfect.
3. Anderson Cooper shut down an anti-gay sportscaster on Twitter.
4. Selena Gomez to parents: You’re fired.
5. A Canadian sportscaster bought John Lennon’s tooth so he can clone it and raise the Lennon clone as his own son.
6. Pharell came out in support of women’s rights and marriage equality on Ellen.