Satanist's Plan: Make Fred Phelps Posthumously Gay


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Lucien Greaves, the leader of the Satanic Temple, says he plans to ensure that the excommunicated Westboro leader is gay in the afterlife

Now excommunicated from the church he started, Fred Phelps is "on the edge of death at Midland Hospice house in Topeka, Kansas," according to a Facebook post by his son Nathan Phelps. Conformation hasn't been easy to get on the elder Phelps's condition.

However much time remains in this realm for Phelps, Lucien Greaves, the leader of the Satanic Temple, has plans for Fred's afterlife. Like he did with Fred's mother last summer, Greaves plans to conduct a "Pink Mass" over Phelps's grave, ensuring that he'll be gay in the afterlife.

Thanks, Greaves, that's going to be super helpful.

Pink Mass

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