1. Martha did a Reddit AMA. Best sex tip: “Always take a bath before and after.” Some Dr. Ruth realness right there.
2. Every time there’s a shirtless Beckham pic, an angel gets its wings.
3. Kesha’s out of rehab and dropped the dollar sign. That’s one small step for Kesha, one giant leap for spelling.
5. The name of Morrissey’s new album is World Peace Is None of Your Business. Sounds about right.