Coco Peru's Celestial Search
By Matthew Breen
While others are doing their last-minute Christmas shopping, drag diva Coco Peru is busy calling 311 because other people refuse to take care of their own curbside bulk trash. Can you imagine? It makes her tense.
But what’s she to do when she runs out of Celestial Seasonings Tension Tamer tea? Go to Big Lots. Maybe the first time she’s ever said “it’s too big.”