David LaChapelle is enjoying a bit of a comeback this year. Not only is the famed photographer responsible for the exhilerating Happy Socks campaign but he also managed to put Bruce Jenner in a glass cage. Too bad, he didn't do the same for the rest of the Kardashian family, which hired the photographer to snap their annual Christmas card.
This year, the family opted to leave the (remaining) husbands out of the portrait, which focuses on the women of the clan. Kimye (minus Yeezus) is boobs out thanks to her post-pregnancy cleavage. Meanwhile, the Jenner sisters (that's Kylie and Kendall) go full Egyptian zombie, clearly making a play to be in the next season of The Walking Dead. Sadly, Baby North is nowhere to be found. Maybe Kris ate her in order to maintain her 'youthful' powers.
Leave it to LaChapelle to bring this highly-stylized zeigest of fame whoredom together. It's a cool picture, if you focus zero in on Bruce.