Conan obviously needs to brush up on his RuPaul's Drag Race to learn a little bit about the ways of the glam girls who are actually boys. When Neil Patrick Harris was on his show last night, the two got to discussing NPH's upcoming Broadway role in Hedwig and the Angry Inch. As we all know, Hedwig is an East German transgender rock 'n' roller (with an inch of his penis that was not removed in a botched surgical procedure), and Neil said he was more worried about shaving his eyebrows than having "to tuck my wiener down with duct tape."
This threw Conan into a tailspin, insisting that drag queens must have another, better way. "There must be a device!" Conan exclaimed. Sorry, big red, duct tape is the preferred method to this day.
Watch the entire clip below: