In the wake of the Supreme Court ruling that the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional, conservatives across the country instantly thought that this would bring about the a biblical, Revelation style apocalypse. Apparently those on the right are under the impression that marriage equality means that they have to be gay, or that we want to gay marry their dogs or something. They can't seem to grasp that we want "marriage equality" and not "their ankles by our ears." The fine crew at Funny or Die have come up with the perfect summer blockbuster to play off this crazy paranoia: World War G. It's so funny, maybe Jesus will stop crying now. Check out the video below:
