Tom Cruise and Matt Damon Get Spanked
By Diego James
According to Page Six, Tom Cruise and Matt Damon got birthday spankings Saturday night at Damon’s 42nd birthday. Who else was there to witness the naughtiness? Chris Hemsworth, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton, and The Office's John Krasinski.
“Tom ar3rived solo,” said a spy, who added that the boys all “got paddled on their rears” by the club’s cross-dressing hostess. “Matt got some extra spanking” for being the birthday boy, and, “they all had a fantastic night enjoying the shows and partying till the end.”
Unfortunately there must have been more security than the British Royal Family merits because there are no salacious pics to accompany the news that Cruise was a bad, bad boy.