Gaybies: Where Are They Now?
By Out.com Editors
Photo: Everett Collection
Jonathan Lisecki's Gayby opens in theaters October 12 (read our story with the director and actors). But it's not the first time gay men and women got together to make a baby. We look back at three previous romcoms with a baby twist and imagine where that offspring might be today.
THE OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION (1998)
Plot: Preggers by a loser she’s grown tired of, straight Nina (Jennifer Aniston) tries to make a daddy of her gay roommate George (Paul Rudd).
Gayby today: This gayby’s parents spent their time together bickering, ballroom dancing, or feeling sorry for themselves; we’d be shocked if she has enough self-esteem to finish middle school. Dang, can she cut a rug, though.
THE OPPOSITE OF SEX (1998)
Plot: Teenage sexpot Dedee (Christina Ricci) escapes Louisiana by crashing with her half-brother in suburbia. She seduces his hot boyfriend and tricks him into taking responsibility for her pregnancy. False gayby alarm!
Gayby today: Does trashiness skip a generation? If so, this fake gayby will have long ago dedicated his life to charity work and clean living.
THE NEXT BEST THING (2000)
Plot: Abbie (Madonna) and Robert (Rupert Everett) get drunk at a wedding and have sloppy, unprotected sex. Whoops! Out pops gayby!
Gayby today: This kid, now a tween, will spend the next few years bugging homeless men to buy him malt liquor under the false impression that mere inebriation can help him score with a MILF like Madge.