We never watched the original No Strings Attached (you know, the awful film starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher doing silly things that straight kids do). But thanks to Manhunt Daily for pointing us to this faux trailer, a nearly word-for-word queer remake of the original, we have discovered something we'd actually want to watch. You know all those ideas that are in the works for gay flicks we never want to watch? Forget them! And make this! Call up Kevin Smith to direct and produce! Plus, cast Keith Carmack: He's a cutie! And Mikiech Nichols is HOT! Watch the trailer below.