Dave Franco and Chris Mintz-Plasse Go Gay (and Pantless) for the Ultimate Joke
By Diego James
Dave Franco (yes, the brother of James) has made quite a name for himself with his hilarious, and hot, stunts on Funny or Die. Now, he's taken it to a new extreme in what we can only hope will become a regular jock drinking game. Franco faces off against actor Chris Mintz-Plasse in a game of chicken, so dirty—it starts off by sounding as if they've transcribed horrible pickup lines from a session of Grindr—we don't think we should quote most of it. Oh, OK, some of it.
From Franco's mouth: "I want Morgan Spurlock to direct a documentary on my life. But instead of eating McDonald's for 30 days straight, I'm gonna eat your asshole."
From Mintz-Plasse: I'm gonna go to a Justin Bieber concert, just when he gets offstage—all sweaty, like—I'm gonna steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far up your asshole that his lips come straight up to your pee hole, so when I jerk you off, and as you're coming...your pee hole is gonna sing: Baby, baby, baby come..." [they sing in unison]
Sometimes we're not sure if they're making fun of dudes who say stupid stuff—whether straight or gay—or just themselves. But you gotta watch it all for yourself to believe this craziness of this thing.