Oh, football! You and your endlessly amusing "tight ends."
At a University of Rhode Island assembly last night, a student asked Rob Gronkowski, the New England Patriots' tight end, to play a game of "fuck, chuck, or marry" with the following names: Jets coach Rex Ryan, Golden Girl Betty White, and Jets backup QB Tim Tebow. Almost immediately, he responded by saying that he'd "eff Tebow to take his virginity."
Here's the vid of Gronkowski 'fessing up: