Hunx Gives the Straight Dope on Your Love Life

Move over Dear Abby, because indie rocker Hunx (AKA Seth Bogart of Hunx & His Punx fame) is the new, zebra-clad pretty face in advice column town.

The California-based crooner is answering all your lovelorn imponderables over at the Village Voiceand you've got to see it to believe it!

Hunx gives readers the unabashed truth about hooking up with NSA, uncomfortable moments during intimate exams, and why he "rarely even take off (his) underpants."

Aww. That last one makes us sad. But no matter, we've seen him without them. Stay tuned for more witty relationship gospel from Hunx later this week in the Voice.