Michael Ian Black: 'I Will Willingly Trade Drugs For Gay Sex'

Comic, actor, and occasional spokesman Michael Ian Black is about to add another title to his list: author. The one-time Wet Hot American Summer star has written—what else?—a memoir called You're Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations. According to an interview he did with Esquire, however, there’s something he can do quite right: attract gay guys.

When the magazine writer quotes Black as having written, "Women don't seem to find me nearly as adorable as do fifty-year-old men in leather pants,” Black shot back that,“There was a moment in my life when I was very attractive to gay men. But that moment has since passed.”

Even if that’s true, which we sort of doubt, at least Black is open to the attention of same-sex callers. In theory.

“I am so comfortable in my sexual skin right now that if somebody wants to stick something up my ass, that's fine,” he said. “Just give me the drugs. I'll be fine. I guess what I'm saying is, I will willingly trade drugs for gay sex.”

And guys, if you really want to go after the already married actor, now might be the time—he comes across in the Esquire article as pretty insecure.

“I don't get the whistles anymore,” he lamented. “I don't know who wants to have sex with me these days.”