Well, the whole "Sh*t ____ Says" is the gift that keeps on giving. We've already reveled in the daily backhanded compliments our lady friends bestow upon us, but now, the meme has been distilled through the prism of gay icon Liza Minnelli. Here, we see an homage to the spastic entertainer as she muddles through a pill-addled aphorisms about the "olden days." Enjoy.
