We'll Assemble For These Avengers

We do love our men in uniform -- especially when those uniforms are skin-tight, colorful -- and most importantly -- sleeveless. In case you missed Captain America: The First Avenger ( big mistake) and TheAvengers trailer attached after the credits, Marvel has provided a shortened version of it online -- though it's more than enough for us.

Chris Hemsworth. Chris Evans. Mark Ruffalo (Just wait 'till he Hulks out). All jacked to perfection -- and in the same room. It's like the male version of Black Swan. The fate of planet Earth can wait guys -- we need you to stoically brood for just a little bit longer.

The Avengers unites all of Marvel Studio's super-hero franchises into one film for the first time, including Captain America, Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man. It hits theaters (and our hearts) May 4th, 2012.

-- FLASH STEINBEISER

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