Morning Cheat Sheet: Discover Cocksox, Ignoring The Fact That Carla Bruni is Pregnant and Prada Wins the Magazine Cover Awards

July 10th is Cocksox Day. We had never heard of a Cocksox until yesterday. We beg that you visit their website, which includes a oh-so-helpful WTF tab up top (which we already have clicked, as must you). Please note, they are not advertisers, we just think this is ah-mazing.

The spring/summer 2011 magazine wars have been a close call, but Prada wins with 77 covers. Oh, Miuccia and her bananas.

Karl Lagerfeld creates clothes -- Cathy Horyn writes poetry about them. Didn't keep up on couture? Who cares, just click here to catch up.

Tina Brown, editor of Newsweek and The Daily Beast (and frenemy of Anna Wintour) was a pundit on Morning Joe yesterday and her cell phone alarm went off in the middle of an interview. And you think its awkward when that happens during a play!

Natalie Portman popped -- one month ago -- and her baby's name is finally revealed: Alef. Weird, yet we still love some Benjamin Millepied.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are really, reallyinto gay marriage.

Wal-Mart gives New York City $4 million and pretty much begs: pretty please with sugar on top? to open a Manhattan outpost.

Um, so we guess we just won't mention the fact that Carla Bruni's totes pregs?

Does Nicola Formichetti hate fat people or did W Magazine spin his story?

Crop tops are so in! Can someone tell our Human Resources manager? He's a real square about that sort of stuff.