Morning Cheat Sheet: Dior Soldiers On, Men's Fashion is No Fun, and Another Royal Wedding (Armani, This Time)

Independence day or not, the annual couture shows started yesterday. First off? Dior sansGalliano (right).

Cathy Horyn to men's fashion designers: Have fun, dammit!

Apparently Helena Bonham Carter and Marc Jacobshave never met despite the fact that she's currently starring in his fall campaign. Jacobs' only demand regarding the campaign was that she wear mismatched shoes. "I was amazed I was paid to do it" she told Elle.com

As part of a collaboration with jeweler Shaun Leane, Daphne Guinnesscreated an installation wherein she laid, corpse-style, on a floating bed while people looked on. What, you were expecting something less fabulous or bizarre?

Kate Middletonlooks like a little sailor girl in Alexander McQueen. Expect to know every detail about everything she wears from now on.

Charlene WittstockmarriedPrince Albert (giggle) II in an Armani Prive gown.